My Imaginary Husband that I always thought about who I told no one about over the years.
When I was younger, back when we were in high school way before this man was ever a famous celebrity, I kept thinking about someone and I had no idea who it was at the time because he wasn't a celebrity yet. I knew it was a real person because I could literally feel the person's soul all around me so I know I wasn't making things up. I thought about my future husband so much that I didn't want to date anyone in my city. I always felt like he would be very far, too, and he wasn't in the same city as me. That much I knew. It was none of my classmates and none of my co-workers and nobody at the gym and nobody at the church youth groups. Of course my husband comes from fucking Hollywood of all places.
And then I would get visions of what the person looks like. He has brown hair and is white. It's no coincidence that the first two long term relationships I had were with someone who was white with brown hair. I kept asking myself why am I into guys with brown hair who are white. I know when I finally meet my future husband this will make sense because I bet that's what he looks like. So I knew the blond hair-haired guys weren't my husbands at all. I just knew he would be white. I knew he was never Asian/Chinese like me.
And then I felt like he likes art/playing piano/playing music like me, too.
He also likes to skateboard, go to the beach, likes to cook
I kept thinking about a guy who likes to dance. I was like, "I don't know any dancers so why am I thinking about someone who dances? This will make sense. I just know it."
I knew he'd be one year younger than me, too. I would never be with anyone who is too old or too young for me. I'd be with someone who is around my age.
I also wished for someone who stays in shape because I've seen so many people who used to be the hottest thing ever in high school and when I look at most of the hot guys I grew up with now I was like, "WTF." They look so different. I didn't use aging as an excuse to lose myself, lol, so I always wanted someone who cares about staying fit and healthy and not grow a beer belly in college. So I knew he would be into fitness, too, and that's something we can do together.
I also knew he became a celebrity who a lot of fans ship him with his costar and I didn't know exactly which celebrity it was just that one who has annoying shippers trying to make him date his co-star so I thought that's who he wanted so I didn't go to him over the years. It turns out he never wanted his co-star and it was fake PR for the movies.
When I first saw Zac Efron on my TV I was like, "Anyone but that guy." And that's when I knew, "It's that guy." Rolls eyes. Of course, "my imaginary husband is the play boy who all the fangirls drool over...well, when I first thought of him he wasn't a celebrity at all. I had this very strange feeling he would become famous one day."
I knew it.
I'm glad I don't act like a fangirl because if I drooled over him the way the crazed obsessives who are obsessed with his fame do, I wouldn't have been blessed with him. I just had to wait for the right time. I drooled over him way before any fangirl knew who he was and I had no idea who I was thinking about when I was younger before he was a celebrity.
Zac Efron doesn't reply to anyone. Dylan Efron only replies to fans but not haters. I reply to both fans and haters alike and people often ask me why do I reply to haters? Haters want my responses and they enjoy negging me on purpose. The haters think they're annoying me with whatever they do whenever I reply. I can be 10 times more annoying than anyone. If people want to play the who can annoy someone more contest I'll be the most annoying cunt they've ever encountered. I said, "I reply to haters because they think they can talk crap about people and make whatever shit posts they please and they think just because Zac doesn't respond he doesn't know what they're saying. He does know what everyone says about him the good and the bad." Just like his mother told him about the rumors people were making up about him on the Internet and she asked her own son what was going on. His mother knows what Zac's haters are saying, too. I don't know why haters talk shit about people??? We do see EVERYTHING people say about us. Just because Zac Efron doesn't reply to anyone doesn't mean he doesn't know what people are saying about him. I'm teaching haters a lesson there's consequences for creating fake ass rumors and talking shit about people. They will get a response from me even if they don't get one from Zac at all.
Things that nobody will ever call me: a gold digger and fame seeker. --I have my own jobs and my own income and I'm not with Zac Efron for his money so can't nobody ever call me a gold digger especially when I go on vacations and I don't use Zac's money to go on vacation. People ask me doesn't Zac send me a monthly allowance? I'm like, no. I wouldn't take it even if he did. I like knowing I have nice things because I earned the nice things not because I'm with a rich and famous hot celebrity. --And two, I've had fame way before being with Zac Efron. He didn't make me famous just because I am with him because most of the entire public doesn't even know that I'm with him at all so people can't say I'm using him for fame, either. --I have been famous for my musician stuff, hanging out with other celebrities that aren't Zac (I never fake dated any celebrity to be famous), and people know me for doing PR for small businesses and my tech stuff that I do for people...not because I am with Zac Efron. --And I'm also not obsessed with getting likes and comments and clout from posting Zac. I post my own contents so nobody can say that I'm using his hot pics and hot videos for clout on Twitter/IG because I don't even post his hot pics/hot videos. I only once in a while post his movies on Instagram and that's it.
A crazed obsessive spent the past two decades saving every single hot photo and hot video of Zac Efron there ever was and she is constantly writing my real life husband 1,000 love notes. Meanwhile, I never saved any hot photos and hot videos of Zac to spam and drool and I never wrote him a pathetic love note. I only wrote one just to laugh at the weirdos that write him 1,000 love notes a day like that. And I'm the one that gets to be with him for not making weird fake marriage edits with his name, photos and videos. I only repost Zac's movie scenes or his trips. I don't repost him to drool or to say he's hot or to fantasize about being in a fake marriage with him because it's real for me. In fact, I rarely mention anything about Zac being hot. When I first thought of my future husband, I was thinking about someone who would be loyal to only me and that he would see other bimbos who try to date him are using him for clout and that any friend of mine who would backstab me to date him is not wife material because if she can betray me she can betray him to get what she wants so he won't ditch me for any girl-friend of mine either the way some husbands have affairs on their wives with her best friend. As if here. I had a feeling my future husband would be hot but that wasn't the main thing I was concerned about. I just wanted someone who isn't a jerk off lying affair man who dishonors his wife. I kept wishing for a future husband/husband who would never make a fool out of his wife by ditching me for a younger bride 40 years later after we both got old.
All I cared about was a man who honors his vows who isn't a jerk off and those were my two prayers over the years. I had no idea at the time I was in high school that he would become a famous celebrity one day...I just kept thinking about a man who isn't a jerk off who honors his vows.
Zanessa shippers: For some reason the Zanessa shippers are extremely obsessed with a teenage PR romance that was never real. Vanessa has posted herself with Cole lots of times over the years and yet Zanessa shippers still can't grasp Zanessa will never happen in real life. It's so annoying how they won't stop hyping up a fake PR relationship but I just have to tell myself they're only posting them to get likes and comments on Instagram because they have nothing better to do with themselves than to keep harping on about my real life husband's fake PR ex who he never wanted who never wanted him. She was just with him to boost herself and she dumped him like yesterday's news once she got the fame she wanted from being with him and yet the Zanessa shippers STILL WON'T STOP shipping them when it was never real. Vanessa literally doesn't follow back Zac because of the annoying clown Zanessa shippers but the shippers are too dense to realize that their fake hype is what caused them not to be true friends over the years.
Some people always forget that Zac Efron had a life before he was famous and he did mention me a few times in his PR interviews and he described me but I guess people didn't catch on that he's always been with me this whole time and all his relationships in the headlines and press were always fake. He obviously couldn't post me back then since he had to fake date his co-star to promote the High School Musical movies but he did mention me in the interviews back in the day, or at least he described me, anyway. I'm his first, last, everything and he never wanted his co-star or his childhood friend who was a girl because he always only wanted me this whole time. He never let the Hollywood lifestyle change him for the worse and he always only wanted a family and kids with only ME. We did our own things over the years when his acting career first took off because I knew they were making him fake date his co-stars to promote movies and I couldn't be with him then. I knew he would finally be with me when he didn't have to fake date anyone anymore.
I'm the real Mrs. Zachary David Alexander Efron that he claims mainly because I don't call myself Mrs. Efron on all socials and I just use my own name and he loves me for being MATURE about being with him. Only immature people would call themselves Mrs. Efron everywhere even though they're not with him. Can't wait for him to finally post me so all the fake rumors, lies and fantasizing can finally stop. And Zanessa was never real and it was all PR. I don't know why some Zanessa shippers keep insisting that it was real when it never was. It looks like he has to post me for those shippers to get the picture Zanessa was always fake and for PR since they aren't respecting that Vanessa Hudgens posts herself with Cole several times and the shippers are STILL going on about Zanessa even when she posts Cole. I don't post about how hot Zac is every 5 minutes because I'm a grown adult, not a teenager with a celebrity crush. I don't get how some people in their early 30s act worse than teenagers about a celebrity crush. Embarrassing.
Zac Efron is my destiny/bae/babe/husband/love of my life/first, last everything and it's true when I say it, but I don't write him love notes every 5 minutes 24/7 about it.
What Zac Efron said about me in interviews before we got together in real life. He described exactly me when he said things about a future wife that wasn’t for PR and he was for real about this. Yeah, he never described the people that shamelessly drool over him 24/7:
He said that I wouldn’t be famous and that I am not from Hollywood.
He said that I don’t like the paparazzi stuff just like him and I don’t need to post him for likes 24/7.
He said that I would be mysterious, I don’t wear bikinis and that I would be chunky. He does not describe attention seeking shamelessly drooling yoga body girls who pretend to be in fake marriages with someone they are not with.
He also knew that I have short, dark hair and am not white…aka he fake dated girls that looked like me not Vanessa Hudgens.
He knew that I would know a lot about music and playing musical instruments.
He also knew that I would be creative and artistic and that I am a real artist not just a fan girl artist.
He thought about his future wife who is me every day that he could never love another person until we finally got together and he purposely fake dated bimbos who were using him for fame so that they could have a clean break from him and not cause me trouble when he is finally with me.
So I don’t know why shameless obsessives keep drooling over a man who wants only me. Why can’t they just watch his movies like a normal fan without the excessive fake marriage love notes? What are they hoping to accomplish spamming their annoying fake marriage love notes and fantasies 24/7?
It's only true for me because I never drooled over any of his hot photos and hot videos and I'm only about the person who I will be with and I don't waste time lusting after celebrities I will never have.