Fan Etiquette
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The dos and don'ts of being a proper fan. Some people go way overboard with their celebrity crush obsession, so it looks like I have to make a set of unspoken fan etiquettes that shouldn't have to be said, but some crazed obsessives clearly need a lesson in basic manners when representing a favorite celebrity or someone they look up to.
The #1 DON'T: Do NOT spam a celebrity 1,000 times a day on multiple accounts in hopes to accomplish something. You'll just get ignored and get called a psychotic bitch by people the celebrity knows in real life. It's funny how some haters think they can ignore me when I actually acknowledge them. They forget Zac's the one who doesn't reply to fans so the stuck on themselves brats who think they can ignore me just because I actually reply can stop acting like they're something special when they're not.
#1A: Don't pick fights with the woman he's with in real life who he chose aka ME. That's just silly how haters sent me hate mail because they are jealous that I ended up with THE ZE. I never hated on Vanessa or Sami or anyone he fake dated before me so I get to be blessed with him. :)
#1B: DO NOT MAKE THIRST POSTS ABOUT ZAC IN HIS NOT-FAMOUS RELATIVES' AND NOT-FAMOUS FRIENDS' POSTS, OMG, SERIOUSLY?! WHAT ARE SOME CRAZY PEOPLE HOPING TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THAT?!
#1C: IF A NOT-FAMOUS FRIEND OF ZAC'S TELLS THOSE SPAM FAN ACCOUNTS TO TAKE DOWN THEIR PICTURES AND THEY DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO REPOST THEIR PICS, DO NOT REPOST HIS NOT-FAMOUS FRIENDS AND RELATIVES WHO DON'T WANT TO BE POSTED.
The #2 DON'T: Do NOT pretend to be in a fake marriage with a celebrity crush on any social media. That seals your fate of never having the crush in real life when a person pretends. :)
#2A: That means don't put his fucking last name in a user name with your first name and pretend like it's real when you're just a fan. That's disrespectful to the real life wives of your celebrity crush who they are actually with.
#2B: DO NOT MAKE FAKE ACCOUNTS PRETENDING TO BE A CELEBRITY CRUSH OR HIS/HER RELATIVES AND FRIENDS. WTF? I EVEN GOT A REQUEST FROM HIS "PERSONAL MANAGER" AND SOMEONE PRETENDING TO BE HIS MOM.
#2C: DO NOT MAKE WEIRD EDITS OF HIS RELATIVES OR HIS MINOR BABY RELATIVES WHO NEVER ASKED FOR THE FAMOUS LIFE. SOME OF THOSE FAKE MARRIAGE EDITS THAT I SEE ARE CREEPY AS FUCK WITH WHAT PEOPLE DO WITH HENRY AND OLIVIA'S PICTURES. NOT OKAY AT ALL.
#3 DON'T: Make multiple spam fan accounts pretending to be different fans to like your own posts and to boost your like counts and follower counts. Earn your clout like your favorite celebrity did. That's just silly as fuck how I see some fans talk to themselves on different accounts and I know it's all the same person under different names, okay?! Nutty.
#4 DON'T: Make weird fake marriage edits of yourself with a celebrity crush or of a celebrity crush and a fake PR ex when they're with other people. That's just disrespectful how I see Zanessa shippers who keep making Zanessa edits even though Vanessa literally posts herself with Cole all the time and is ENGAGED and now OFFICIALLY MARRIED to COLE and Zac is with me and people are STILL shipping Zanessa for whatever bored reason. Do they want to get cussed out the day Zac finally posts me since they didn't stop the shipping when Vanessa posts Cole and actually got married and posted it?!
Troyella content is okay, but Zanessa content is absolutely disrespectful. Why should I even need to tell a fan this that it's not okay to make fake marriage edits of someone's ex when she didn't treat him well and just used him and he doesn't need to be reminded of those fake times together?! WTF?! How would those Zanessa shippers like it if a group of people kept hounding them about an ex who wasn't good to them?!
#4 DON'T: invite yourself onto my man's boat when he never asked your ass to get on the boat and don't trail him in person at events that aren't for fans. What the fuck?! Psychotic bitch actually drove 6 hours to crash my man's party to see him in person. Totally inaproppriate and she even made a sensation out of it on her fan site and made a whole one-sided story out of seeing my man in person when he really didn't want to talk to her at all in real life.