Rated P for Petty

This is how petty I am:  The place I'm staying at's manager said I didn't own a home in her complex and I can't speak on behalf of my relative who does have a place with her.  Basically, the shitty piece of shit park manager thought she could use my not a home owner status to bully my relative and me.  She had the audacity to say that the crazy man who is fixated on the handicap spot is a resident and he has more say than me. 

I said, "Excuse me?  Not when he's causing injuries to my relative he doesn't and destroying my relative's garden."  He should be locked up for that shit. . .but he's an ex-cop and has connections with the authorities so he gets away with shit like that and the cops never do shit when they were called over for him destroying the garden.  The weirdo tried to take a chisel and erase the property line marker that is an official land mark by the park itself. 

I said, "Isn't that a fucking felony destroying park property?"  It's not our garden at that point.  There's no point in calling the cops.  They won't arrest him even when he's throwing my relative's garden decorations in the trash and tearing up the weed barriers and injuring my relative.

Thankfully, my relative is besties with the park manager's boss boss boss and my relative actually told me who I should contact when I didn't get the results I wanted directly speaking with the park manager myself.

I was thinking to myself, "Bitch who says I have to be a home owner.  Your crazy resident is taking pictures of everyone's car and attempting to physically harm my relative's garden and my relative.  I sure as hell do have a say when one of her residents attempts to harm a relative of mine because he's psychotic as fuck."

People kept telling us we should put up a Ring Central ourselves and I was like to my relative, "Oh hell no, don't do that.  If the crazy asshat sees a Ring Central at our door he'll purposely flash himself in our Ring Central like he did to her other neighbor friend just because he saw our other neighbor has a Ring Central so he pulled his pants down and exposed himself at her camera."

I told my relative I don't want to give him a reason to come over to our lot and by having a Ring Central -- he will purposely go to our door to expose himself because he's nuts.

I said, "totally fine.  If the park manager doesn't want to take me at my word, I can speak through my relative and the park manager's boss boss boss."

She never said I couldn't message her boss boss boss.  She just said I couldn't directly contact her since I'm not a home owner.  I asked her boss boss boss why the lunatic park manager was asking everyone for home owner's insurance?!  She doesn't pay for our house repairs and people are just renting her lot to store the home.  I told him, the idiot park manager doesn't have any clue she can't just cut down the orange tree whenever she pleases.  She needs a license from the city and the city has to inspect that large orange tree in our yard first.  It's like, I'm not a property manager and have zero experience being one yet I know where property line markers are, I know property managers aren't allowed to enter anyone's back yard without their permission, and I know the city needs to inspect trees before they are cut down.  Yet, the park manager thinks what she says goes just because she's the manager.  Rolls eyes.

I said, "Who hired this piece of shit?  I'd be a better park manager than her with zero property management experience.  At least I wouldn't be an insufferable bitch making up fake park rules and siding with maniacs who destroy people's gardens."

It's hilarious.  My relative said the park manager thinks I talked with her boss boss boss but really it was my relative who was also talking with her boss boss boss.  I told my relative, "as if I give a damn I'm not a home owner so I have no say.  If she doesn't want to listen to what I have to say we can have her boss boss boss tell her she's a piece of shit for taking way too much land of ours for an unauthorized handicap spot."

Even the park manager's boss boss boss said we have this parking spot that we can't park at it's totally unfair we can't do anything while the neighbor next to us only has one car and four parking spots.  I said, "EXACTLY!!!"

I told the park manager's boss boss boss, "Why does that crazy man think he has more say than my relative?  He's not our next door neighbor and he doesn't share land with us at all so what the fuck is with him harassing and assaulting my relative like that for no damn reason?!  He planted a tree into the ground at his own driveway which he's not allowed to do because the roots destroyed his own driveway and his neighbor's driveway and he's costing the park $1000s of dollars in repairs. . .why is the dumb bitch park manager siding with him when she's going to be paying for any of the damages he caused?  Is she stupid?!"

I haven't heard the piece of shit park manager talk back to me about me not being a home owner anymore after I basically said she's not qualified in being a park manager because she knows jack shit about property lines and she thinks she can just walk into people's backyards any time she pleases and point to whatever land she wants and say it's hers without proper authorization: zero professionalism.

The nasty old man stopped bothering us when I said I know about him causing a lot of damages to his own driveway and he's going to be fined for causing more damages to our garden if he doesn't stop harassing my relative like that.

I said, "How is that for not being a home owner?  Yeah, that's what I thought."

It's also hilarious how whoever is making Zac Efron do nasty fake sex scenes thinks they'll get away with making him doing that shit while he can't post me.  They just won't be invited to be on any of my projects with him if they make him do something I don't like.  That's the consequence if they continue bullying Zac to do horrible nasty sex scenes with classless bimbos with no manners.