I know I'm talking to the real life Zac Efron and I don't need to Face Time him, either to know it's him.

It's going to be so hilarious when Zac Efron finally posts me and I'll be like, "Yep, and I never video-chatted him this whole time in the long distance but I always knew I was talking to the real life Zac Efron through a friend and ESP, too, hahahaha."

I already know what Zac would say to me if we had to talk on the phone so I don't feel the need to have phone conversations with him while we can't hang out in this long distance.  We can save actual chatting for when we actually hang out in person.

Oh, I know what he's going to say.  He's going to say, "You really shouldn't say anything to those stupid bimbos who purposely stay single for me. They don't care they'll never have me. They just want the likes from spamming about how hot I am."

And I'll say, "It's not about the likes.  They don't seem to care their fake one-sided fantasy hurts the actual person who they will be with who isn't Zac Efron. . .that's why I'm saying something to the bimbos who couldn't care less about the people they will actually be with in real life. . .that's what I'm talking about.  They just think just because they're single now they can keep wasting their days drooling because they can do whatever they want when they're single but the whole reason they are single is because the universe is not going to bless them with anyone when they keep wasting their days thirsting after someone who will never be theirs. . .and they don't seem to get that and then one pouts how she'll always be single thirsting.  Of course she'll always be single acting like a fool over someone who will never be hers.  Who wants to be with a creepy bimbo who wastes her days painting and drawing a celebrity crush she will never have in real life?  So creepy with her creepy bios and Z necklace she buys herself."

And then Zac will be like, "Well, that will be their life lesson to learn when they don't act like a wife who I would want to marry, they aren't going to have me, the day I finally post my Jessie Diaries who is MY love of my life." LMFAO.  I can literally hear the conversation in my head as if it was on the phone, lmfao.

And then he'll be like, "Let your co-workers be shocked you really did talk to me through ESP and through a mutual friend.  They will believe it when I visit in December.  Until then they are not going to believe in your special gifts that you have."

I said, "Oh, they finally believe now.  I told them how I know the special gifts are real. . .because the jealous bimbo haters stopped DM'ing me hate mail because they obviously confirmed with whatever women co-star Zac works with and that model he did the sunglasses thing with I am sure confirmed it to those stupid bimbos who think they can diss me while Zac isn't posting me.  That's why they post their hate about me in their own IG stories and they don't talk shit to me in DMs because they know they aren't shit and they know I am really with Zac Efron."

And plus, the person that I talked to years ago before Zac who I tested to see if he would pass a long distance relationship failed the long distance relationship test, befriended Zac when I started to be with Zac.  Zac is the only one who can last in a long distance with me and not try to hook up with pathetic side pieces while he can't have me.  Other people before him super failed to the core -- some didn't try.  One tried to hide a side piece from me and the good thing about dating long distance with a public figure is that there are some of his fans who know who he is with even if he didn't post Seahorse.  At the time, I was really mad at the previous celeb before Zac who lied to me but now I know that previous celebrity knew who I would work things out with, too, which is really trippy how people who know me and him both seemed to know that Zac would be the one who would last in a long distance with me.

Zac knows the bimbos who he has to work with only want him for his fame so he's not going to fuck up things with me for a one-night stand that won't go anywhere meaningful.  Other people unfortunately caved to earthly desires when they could not be with me in a long distance.  And plus, he already sees now it's not worth it to fake making out with people for 5 second scenes because he knows I'm not making out with anyone at all and it grosses me out when he makes me put up with it for his acting scenes where he would need to do that.  Oh, and a dealbreaker is and anyone who doesn't turn down those types of make-out scenes with him will not be a friend of mine and will not be in my projects with him. . .so that's their consequences if they don't turn down those unnecessary hook up scenes with him while I can't be on set with him. . .because all his co-stars he works with knows that I'm with him so I don't know who would be dumb enough to cross my boundaries while I'm not on set with him.

And Zac is like, "okay already, everyone I work with gets you're with me even when I don't post you and you do not like nasty fake make-out scenes and they're not going to make me do it anymore.  I can't take back what I did in that one movie.  Stop being dramatic you are not traumatized from it.  You know they made me do it and I couldn't say no and I'm not going to be her real life friend anymore after that movie and I will not hang out with her again after the way she hurt you.  It's just for PR that I still have to be social media friendly with her."  Rolls eyes.

I know Zac didn't like his fake PR crush for real -- it was just to hype the cougar movie, but still, it was gross how he made out with anyone at all, especially a real life married woman who has kids and a husband while he's with me because once someone I'm with makes out with someone else I'm completely turned off and I don't take cheaters back. . .it technically wasn't cheating so that was his only pass which he shouldn't have even gotten because he knew my dealbreakers. . .but he did what he did and he's not going to piss me off with shit like that ever again because he knows I'll kick his ass to the curb even as someone with no status. Haha.

Can't wait until my project finally takes off to see if the haters who dissed me when Zac wasn't posting me will act a fool ever again just because he can't post me right now.